Can you imagine what would have happened if Einstein was " a black dude" ? "Yo, Bro, this relativity thing is whack !!" "Word, ma maan. Word." "Check out the meat on that white 'ho ? She so fat she needs a watch on both arms cos she covers two time zones" Yo,Darwin, Yo yo,bro, how's it hanging ?"
Or if Darwin were a woman in his age ? Would any of his theories have ever been heard out ? Or if super heroes really existed..and actually travelled to COUNTRIES other than USA..aah, it's ok. We have Chacha Chaudary anyway. He da maan!! And he gonna whip that Superman's red underwear back into his pants, Jack. Word.
What other hilarious " WHAT IF's " can you think of ?
Or if Darwin were a woman in his age ? Would any of his theories have ever been heard out ? Or if super heroes really existed..and actually travelled to COUNTRIES other than USA..aah, it's ok. We have Chacha Chaudary anyway. He da maan!! And he gonna whip that Superman's red underwear back into his pants, Jack. Word.
What other hilarious " WHAT IF's " can you think of ?
lucky for you... here's a yiddish proverb i just heard of... :)
ReplyDeleteAz di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde!
google for the translation..
yup.. this is a real proverb.. i dint make this up...
Az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde - If my grandmother had testicles, she would be my grandfather.
ReplyDeleteboy...what can i say..
what fi
ReplyDeletedarwin was a car enthusiast can u imagine
all being must either adapt or die
what if
ReplyDeletewe men could finally understand what women want!!!
that would be the answer to all of life's miseries :)
What if there was no gravitation!
ReplyDeleteWhat if we could walk on water!
@nikhil...thats something impossible!!![:P]
woah!! nikhil..thats too big a "what if" even for God..I'm after all, he's God..not a woman!!! :)
ReplyDeleteno gravitation..that sounds fun..maybe i could finally send the ones i dont like where i want to..one trip to the sun
ReplyDelete@ Nikhil...women, unlike you men, are far too superior! So no point wonderin why you would never understand her!
ReplyDeleteBy the way Rosh,what do you mean by " after all he is God, not a woman?"
@leya
ReplyDeleteWomen may understand God..but God can never understand women ;) They JUST ARE !!
WHAT IF.......
ReplyDeleteU comment on my Blog?
good one...what if women truly had complete independence and power??ever thot of that?
ReplyDeletewe'd be doomed!!!
ReplyDeletenot really, here in the sunny island of Singapore, the women are pretty much with complete independence and .. hmm.. to a certain extend, with power..
ReplyDeletewatsup with that..
-smiles-
oh nothing..just had a bad experience giving independance and power to the wrong female hands..kinda makes me a pessimist :(
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