Ooh aah India. Aa yaa India.
Come on guys. Sing with me.. Ooh aah India. Aa yaa India.
Don't be mad. So they lost a couple of matches. Yes yes, I know. They lost badly. So they're basically out of the world cup. So our neighours whipped our asses. It ain't the end of the world.
Come on, shout out loud.. Ooh aah India. aa yaa India. We are the blue billion. Good times and bad times, we stick together. So what if we stayed up till 2am to watch them get humiliated ? So what if companies and sponsors stand to lose billions while the cricketers get paid in lakhs? The important thing is, they played for us. They played to defend our name. So now, shout loud - Ooh aah India. Aa yaa India. One more time - Ooh aah India. Aa yaa India. That's the spirit. Keep saying it out loud for an hour or two. Feel the national pride. The pride of an Indian being represented in a world cup. Deep breath in.... Deep breath out. Oooooh aaaaah Indiiaaa. Aaaa yaaaa Indiiaaa. That's better. Keep chanting.....
In the meantime, I'll just take this sack of rocks and pop by Sachin and Dhoni's house. And remember, if the police ask, I was with you all afternoon, ok ?!!
Ooh Aah India, MY ASS !!