Caught Red Handed: Doggone it!!August 04, 2016
Who's been selling our household items on the streets without our knowledge?
Who's been using our garden as his personal toothpick collection?
Who's been stealing food from the kitchen and blaming it on the doberman?
Who's been pretending to be a ninja and trying to blend in with his surroundings?
Who's been watching 'Keeping up with the Kardashians' after bedtime?
Who is trying doggy hypnosis to get the matriarch to serve him his food ahead of time?
Who's been deriving inspiration from horror movies like Insidious?
Who's pretending to be a plate so that we will serve food directly in his mouth?
Who has been painting the plants in our garden blue?
Who has been watching too much Masterchef Australia and now thinks he's Matt Preston checking each and every move as people in the house cook?
Who keeps pretending he's a 'PET SCAN'?
Who keeps pretending that our cushions are his fake beard?
Who is a blabbermouth and keeps telling everyone's secrets?
Who da dawg, maan?
Dogambo Khush Hua!
You think this is a riot? You should check Snoopy and the gang in the hugely popular Canine's Guide to Nurturing Humanity
P.S. Who comes to my website just to see if he's mentioned in it?